oh the joys of my life

she runs through the corridor
arms swinging madly.
screaming ‘CATELLLLYNNN…. CATELYN!!!!”
she tears around the door into my room
stands in front of me
like a proud child in full glory
“SHE ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK FIRST!”
and concludes the scene with a pelvic thrust.
only then does she realize that she is standing in her underwear,
still wearing her Halloween makeup.

I could seriously write a whole trilogy of novels…
based on the weird shit my friends do.

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